May 2013
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
vocodex:
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
spookymormon:
please stop asking me about my future ill cry
“i wish them cramps.
i wish them a strange town
and the last tampon.
I wish...”
– Lucille Clifton, wishes for sons (via hiniascott)
“Only my mother can frustrate me to no end and make me feel sorry for her at the...”
– Chris Colfer, Struck By Lightening (via hiniascott)
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
izzetheking:
I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts